chromebooked:

yeah i know that school is starting soon but lets pay attention to the good things about autumn like

  • apple cider will be in season
  • pretty trees
  • sweaters????? hell yes
  • nice chilly weather
  • the air tastes fresh and crisp
  • spooky movies on tv
  • you get to carve pumpkins
  • playing in the leaves
  • HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS AND TRICK-OR-TREATING AND CANDY AND ALL SORTS OF GOODIES

(via tyleroakleyismyqueen)

british people: better stop off at the next motorway services since i've been driving for 3 hours, which is 1 hour more than the highway code recommends!!
americans: yeah it's a pretty short drive only like 47 hours if i don't stop

true as fuck zodiac - prominent features

aries: so fucking stubborn. they will hold a grudge til the end of time
taurus: they are fucking nerds.
gemini: defo the random outbursts
cancer: rudeness. so fucking rude. god damn.
leo: they're about 4'9"
virgo: they don't want to talk to you at all
libra: weird ass laugh
scorpio: the fact that you can directly see hell in their eyes
sagittarius: fuckin strange ass humor
capricorn: creepy fucking smile
aquarius: kinda givin off a gay vibe
pisces: p conceited and that shit is not confidence as they may think it is